Roll of Honour page 2
The X-Factor hits Biskit Towers with a vengeance. Sharon Osbourne was overheard whispering to Simon Cowell "Fuck me, I thought Ozzy was rock n'roll but this guy makes him look like Cliff fuckin Richard". Nice audition Ade, I thought the musical gizmo to make John Lennon come back to life was brilliant, it was as if Mark Chapman had never existed.
The crowd gathering prior to kick off at Ighten Leigh Social Club. Crumpet O'Meter (Irish version) working overtime here.
Grandpa Simpson trying to storm the stage demanding his money back after the lighting rig came crashing down at the Butchers Arms. Paul and Steve trying to calm him down after it was pointed out to him that it was free anyway.
The crumpetometer working overtime at the Alma in Bolton. This young lady appeared to have an earwig stuck in her ear.
This motley crew turned up at the Old Market Tavern in Altrincham and sat with guitarist Steve, for some strange reason. Probably due to the fact that they are (from right to left) his wife (Gerry), daughter Niki, her boyfriend (Kev) and some geezer who plays guitar.
This guy certainly enjoyed himself 'dancing' to Highway to Hell at the Lamb Hotel.
They certainly have some very strange mating rituals at the Nags Head in Macclesfield.
This guy at the Nags Head in Macclesfield had the 'bare arsed' cheek to drop his strides in appreciation of his favourite tune Comfortably Numb. Shame we didn't get a photo (or perhaps not)
Top bloke this guy. Had a great time in the first half of the show at the Thatched House in Stockport........
.......and then promptly fell asleep at half time on Andy C's dads shoulder and slept through the second half despite being about 3ft away from Paul's 4 x 12 bass cab. Woke up after we had finished and then told us what a f#@$*&g great band we were. Top bloke.
Crumpetometer off the scale at the Golden Cross in Oswaldtwistle
Lydia the tattooed lady made a special effort to see us at the Hark to Towler, Tottington.
Back to the Lamb in Bolton and sailor John turned up to see us. 'I just had all me teef out yesterday' boasted John and then promptly threw his head back and showed us. Top man John.